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Why You'll Love Your AstroTee
- Out-of-this-World Comfort: Soft, lightweight cotton that feels better than zero gravity.
- Orbit-Proof Fit: Pre-shrunk and built to hold its shape, no drifting, no sagging.
- Designs That Spark Conversations: Cosmic humor and starry graphics fellow stargazers will instantly get. Perfect for star parties or just mowing the lawn while dreaming of galaxies.

Our Cosmic Guarantee
If your AstroTee doesn’t make you smile bigger than Saturn’s rings, we’ve got you covered.
Enjoy our 30-day, no-questions-asked guarantee.
Just contact our crew and we’ll beam up a replacement or refund fast.

Made for Stargazers, Not Just Closets
This isn’t a scratchy novelty tee that ends up as pajamas.
AstroTees are made to be worn night after night under the stars.
Soft, breathable, and durable — whether you’re hauling out your telescope, snapping nebula photos, or joking with your astronomy club, this shirt will stay a favorite for light-years to come.
Frequently Asked Questions
When will I receive my order?
Orders typically ship within 5-7 business days. Delivery times vary depending on your location within the US.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping costs is calculated at checkout based on weight and destination, free for orders over $75 within the US.
What size should I order?
Please refer to our Size Chart on the product pages for detailed measurements to help you choose the best fit. Our t-shirts have a unisex classic fit.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day guarantee with free returns. Please see our full Returns Policy.